The first asks the mother. "Why did you name me rose?"
"Because rose petals fell on your head when you were born." The mother replies.
The second asks"Mom why did you name me daisy?"
Because daisy petals fell on your head when you were born." She replies.
The third stands up and hobbles over to the mother and exclaims "wabble babblegadabble!!"
"SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK !"
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