What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
Here come the elephants.
What did he say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses coming?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
To hide in an apple tree.
How did Tarzan die?
Picking apples.
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