A man walks into a bar...

...And asks for a Coke'n'Rum. The bartender looks at the man, smiles and says "Here!" and gives the man an apple. The man looks at the bartender oddly, but the bartender urges him to eat it. The man takes a bite out of the apple and says "Wow, this tastes like Coke!" The Bartender says, "Turn it around." The man does as instructed, takes a bite and says "Wow, this tastes like Rum!"

Another man walks into the bar and asks for a Screwdriver. The bartender gives him an apple. The man looks at the apple weird, but this time the first guy urges him to try it. He takes a bite and says, "Woah, this tastes like orange juice!" The bartender says, "Turn it around." He does as instructed, and exclaims, "WOAH, this has vodka in it," and the two men et their apples in awe.

A third guy walks into the bar, and as he begins to order, he is stopped by two drunks eating apples. The first man tells him "WHATEVER you order...this guy will give you an apple....and it will taste EXACTLY how you want it." The third guy thinks for a moment and says, "Very well. I want some pussy."

The bartender smiles and hands him an apple. The guy takes a bite out of it and says, "This tastes like shit."

"Turn it around."