My pal Mike was going out of town and asked if I could take care of his three dogs, Butternut, Maple, and Willow. Right then and there, I knew it was gonna be...

Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call...

What is a country...

What is a country song played backwards? Your wife gets back with you,...

I went to the zoo...

It was a shih-tzu.

Hallmark Card...

I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.After having met...

Little Johnny had...

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....

A guy goes...

and there's a blind guy on the plane going up with him. The blind guy has a...

What do you get...

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Told You So

"How do you spell toad?" one of my first-grade students asked. "We just...

Walking the...

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the...

What Do You Call...

Linda McCartney