1. Cold as ice
2. Fresh as a daisy
3. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like Maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
4. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field towards each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6.36 pm and traveling at 55 mph, and the other from Topeka at 4.22 pm at a speed of 35 mph.
5. Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access R:wld.squa82366:/com/aal/XQ@opi but accidentally gets R:wld.squa82366:/com/aal/XQ@ipo.
6. He was as tall as a 6 ft 3 inch tree.
7. She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
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