Three friends were programming...
The first friend said "Hey, i'm going to Apple'...
Plant Jokes
What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
New Girlfriend (35)
(*pensively*):
Hmmm, I guess things are reall...
The bar apple
Guy walls into a bar, says to the bartender, "I...
Cherry lane
A student come to school late, shirt all ripped...
I heard that Bruno Mars helped design the Apple Watch
Dont believe me? Just watch
An uncle visits his nieces...
... he's bad with names, so he asks his first n...
What's the opposite of "lily white"?
A racist term of some sort.
At the 2014 World Women's conference
At the 2014 World Womens conference, the first ...
A farmer returning home
Through town, laden down with several purchases...
Memory trick
Two very elderly couples bump into each other i...
What do you find hanging from cherry trees?
Your arms have gotten sore.
So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right?
That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blu...
What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
Why wont Apple ever make a car?
Because it can't have windows in it!!!!
A Ferdinand Feghoot "shaggy dog" story
Ferdinand Feghoot was a character used by Scien...
Why can't you have two Apple watches?
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nobody knows.
They always say they'll do it ne...
How do you know if you friend bought an Apple Watch?
OLD ANSWER: They'll tell you.
NEW ANSWER: They...
Mary Rose sat on a pin
Mary rose
The funeral was splendid
a famous cardiologist died. The funeral was spl...
Unbelievable Bavarian cream pie
My grandpa was stationed in Germany after the w...
There was a father with 3 daughters...
The first daughter comes up to him and asks "da...