Plant Jokes
In the song "Fancy," why do Iggy Azalea and Charli XCX sing about getting drunk on the mini bar?
Because they only wanted to get a little drunk.
Did you hear about Jon Snow dropping his new Apple product?
And now his watch has ended.
3 little girls walk up to their father
The first little girl asks, "Daddy, why is my n...
There was a young lady from a small town in Alabama...
She traveled the long way to New York for the s...
Apple Watch now comes with a new app...
It estimates how long you will have to wait in ...
Two old couples are out for a walk...
... and the women are walking up ahead with the...
How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?
It's already run out of battery.
Why did the apple eat itself with a fork?
Because it didn't have a spoon!
(Courtesy of m...
Painting contractor..
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman...
An old man with bad memory...
(Edit- spelling)
An old man with bad memory ...
Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?
Both are in *a la mode*.
Did You Hear that Iggy Azalea Got Engaged?
She's already cancelled her wedding and recepti...
Scared of eating genetically modified fruit?
Grow a pear.
I hear Apple have released a line of people movers
They call it Ivan
Pig Feeding
A guy's driving down an old country road and he...
A young boy holding a tiger lily walks past an old man on a porch......
.......and the old man says "Where you going so...
What is the biggest mistake Steve Jobs ever made?
He thought it was "being at Apple every day", n...
New Girlfriend (36)
(*pensively*):
Hmmm, I guess things are reall...
To be 26 again
A man in his late 40s was sitting on the edge o...
What's red and has seven dents in it?
Snow Whites cherry.
Mark Morrison took his new computer back to the Apple store...
Return of the Mac.
Mario and Luigi
According to stories told by both fans and Nint...
A guy with Apple maps walks into a bar...
Or a church... Or a children's hospital