The bar apple

Guy walls into a bar, says to the bartender, "I could really use a gin and tonic."
Bartender - " I got you, take a bite of this apple."
Guy takes a bite and goes, "Wow, this tastes like gin!"
Bartender says, "Turn it around."
Guy turns it around and takes a bite and says " It tastes like tonic, holy crap!"
Another guy walks into the bar and goes to the bartender and says, " Man, I really need a whiskey and coke."
Bartender - "I have something for you, take a bite of this apple"
Guy takes a bite and goes, " This apple tastes like whiskey! "
Bartender tells him to turn it around.
Guy takes a bite and says, "this side tastes like coke!"
Bartender says " No shit."

Third guy comes in and says, "Man I really need some pussy."
Bartender says ,"Take this apple. "
Guy takes a bite and says, "This tastes like shit!"
Bartender says, "Turn it around".......