Did you hear about that forward that plays for West Brom?
I heard he got himself a new Mac just to watch ...
Plant Jokes
How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?
Don't worry, they will tell you.
Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?
Because it was mini apple list.
Intelligence Services Contest
There once was a contest to determine the best ...
What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
A cheerio walks into his boss's office...
And he says to his boss, “Boss, I want to be mo...
How do you hide an Elephant in a Cherry tree?
You paint his toenails red.
Ever see an Elepha...
A Jamaican man's wife dies in Jerusalem
A Jamaican man and his nagging wife were on hol...
What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?
biting an apple and finding half a worm
About Lily
Probably a repost but I don't care:
Why did Li...
A Chicken walked into a Library...
So one day, while I was still working as a Libr...
There were three sisters
One named Lilly, one named Rose, and the other ...
Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years...
Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's w...
Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?
Adam and Eve
A kid has a pear-shaped head
The poor kid is feeling down because everyone a...
What do you call a potato that's high?
[A baked potato.](http://www.spudstravels.com/T...
The Vampire’s Wish-long
Boris took a break from polishing the dee...
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Whos there
Daisy
Daisy who
Daisy me...
Great Insults
A letter from teacher to parent:Dear parent,Kam...
Funny comeback from a student
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped dow...
What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Finding half of a worm in an apple
Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?
Because he showed up baked.
How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?
He paints his hooves red.
St Patty's Day is Over
No worries! More upcoming reasons to drink and ...
Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?
... because it has NO FANS!!!
(get it? no fans?...