(*pensively*):
Hmmm, I guess things are really getting serious between me and my girlfriend, uh, Lily, because I just added the song "Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts" to my favourites playlist.
(*lightheartedly*):
I mean, I don't even particularly like that song.
[**Laugh here**]
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