a famous cardiologist died. The funeral was splendid. Behind the coffin was a huge heart surrounded with a wreath. As the priest finished his homily, the heart split open and the coffin slowly rose up and slid into the heart to be gone forever from the congregation. It was a very dramatic moment.
The solemn moment was shattered when someone in the congregation suddenly laughed out loud. Everyone glared at the offender.
At the reception afterwards, the offender apologized, "I'm sorry, I just happened to think how this would have been if it were me who had died. I'm a gynecologist."
At that moment the proctologist fainted.
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