At the 2014 World Womens conference, the first speaker from Canada, stood up "At last years conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband I would no longer cook for him, and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing change. After the second day I saw nothing change. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb".
The crowd stood up, applauded and cheered.
The second speaker, from France, stood up
"After last years conference I went straight home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that not only had he done his own, but my washing as well".
Once again the audience rose to their feet, applauded and cheered.
The third speaker, from Romania stood up "After last year's conference I went home and told my man that I wouldn't do his cooking, cleaning or shopping, and he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing, after the second day I saw nothing, but after the third day, I could see a bit with my left eye"
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