A guy is walking along and sees a farmer out in the field with a pig.
The pig has an artificial leg.
The guy walks u...
Pig Jokes
St Patty's Day Joke
A young boy walks up to his grandfather and say...
husband and wife ?
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having d...
What did one sunbathing pig say to another?
I'm bacon.
What's pink and hard?
A pig with a knife.
Teacher- "what does a chicken give you?"
Teacher- "what does a chicken give you?"
Stude...
"Homework!"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken gi...
Lies Job Applicants Tell
Gilding the lily is a job seeker’s birthright. ...
A Televangelist, a Rabbi and a Hindu were traveling together
They came across a farm and asked to spend the ...
Questions and Answers between "Teacher and Student"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken gi...
What's the difference between a pig and society?
...
**Society can be black and white.**
Hitler and his chauffeur are driving down a street...
...suddenly they hit a chicken! Hitler tells hi...
Why don't people drink pig's milk?
Because its a bit too sow...
My pig stepped on a land mind under a tree…
Now I have a porky pine.
I took a picture of my blonde guinea pig and asked people to say what he looked like
The first one replied, "it looks like Donald Tr...
What kind of trucks do pigs drive?.....
A pig up truck
A woman with a parrot on her shoulder
Walks in to a bar and sits down next to a drunk...
A conversation between teacher and Kids
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What's Pink and Hard???
A Pig with a Flip Knife.
A farmer comes home carrying a sheep under his arm...
he goes up to the bedroom where his wife is sle...
Teachers be like...
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What does the fat cow give you?
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
A teacher asks her student
Teacher: What does a Bee gives us?
Student: H...