An angry wife approaches her husband and says...
"YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING FOR ME YOU PIG"
She the...
Pig Jokes
What do you call a pig plumber?
A Ham-di man! :D
The three little pigs
Once upon a time there was a mother pig who had...
What do you call a pig on a leash?
Pulled Pork
Can anyone explain this joke?
It's from the Prairie Home Companion joke colle...
What does the chicken give you?
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A:...
A horse is watching MTV...
As he is watching, a music video for "Purple Ha...
Somebody keyed my car..
They wrote "Cheater" and "pig" everywhere. I as...
What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?
Sarah Jessica Porker
A husband and a wife sit at the table,
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having d...
How do you help a choking pig?
With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course
People say that it's unethical to eat meat
But I feel good every time I eat bacon and reme...
Batman walks into a bar with a pig...
It was a hot summers day and the barman thinks ...
So a racist pig, a sexist idiot, and a pot-smoking socialist run for president.
I am so sorry America. There is no happy ending...
I hope you like mud wrestling...
Because it looks like this election is going to...
CIA Agent arrested in Russia
A CIA agent is arrested in Moscow and charged w...
A man notices a pig with a wooden leg
He calls out to the farmer and asks,"why's the ...
Did you hear about the lazy pig always making fun of the other pigs?
He was always ham-mocking.
What is the opposite of Turkish?
Pig Latin
What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?
A mounted police officer
A woman and a duck walk into a bar
A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartend...
What do you call a pig...
...with an unusually high IQ?
Einswine
What's green and furry and smells like pig?
Kermit the Frog's finger