A guy is walking along and sees a farmer out in the field with a pig.

The pig has an artificial leg.

The guy walks up to the farmer and says "Wow, I've never seen a pig with an artificial leg before."

The farmer points to a house across the road and says "See that house? That's my house. We had a fire about a month ago. That pig came in and rescued me, went back in and rescued my wife, and then went back in and rescued my two daughters."

The guy says, "Wow, that's amazing. So he burned his leg and had to get a fake one?"

The farmer said, "No. But you don't eat a pig like that all at one time."

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