A farmer comes home carrying a sheep under his arm...

he goes up to the bedroom where his wife is sleeping a yells "This is the pig that I've been f***ing!"

His wife replies "You idiot, that's a sheep."

He screams "Shut up B****, I was talking to the sheep."

-Gilbert Gottfried

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