I got together with a pig and...
I think she's my Sowmate. ( ^ @ ^ )
Pig Jokes
A woman is woken up late one night to the sound of her husband coming home.
He crashes into the bedroom reeking of booze, w...
The Pig Head!!
So one day lucy wakes up and her husband (jake)...
Teacher and student
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Teacher-Student Joke
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?
A hedgehog.
Teacher and kid
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
In a preschool....
Kids were learning what meat comes from which a...
A city man hears there is money in pig farming..
..And decides to start his own pig farm. He goe...
My son butchers jokes
How many legs does a piggy have when it's dead?...
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what...
What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sand...
[Dirty Joke] A pig fell in mud.
An even dirtier joke: Two pigs fell in mud.
One brave student...
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
"Y'know, I've realize something. In almost every Western cartoon there is talking animals in it."
"Hmm, I can't really think of any." The pig rep...
A Lawyer, a Muslim, and a Hindu are travelling together...
One night, they are looking for a place to stay...
Teacher V/S Student
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?
Uncultured swine.
What do you call a pig that can't be seen?
Hamouflage
Three thieves enter a warehouse full of crates...
Three thieves enter a warehouse full of crates,...
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oink.
Oink Who?
...
Who is a Racist and a Homophobe and a Bigot and a Hater and a Sexist pig?
*Anyone* winning an argument with a liberal.
What did the dog say to the pig?
"You are such a bore."