Hitler and his chauffeur are driving down a street...

...suddenly they hit a chicken! Hitler tells his chauffeur that he's going to apologize to the owners. After he comes back he says to the chauffeur: "They just kept shouting at me, I hate apologizing, next time you'll do that! They continue driving until they suddenly hit a pig. "Allright", the chauffeur sais and goes to apologize. After a while he comes back with a surprised face and the hands full of presents. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?", Hitler asks. "Just: Excuse me, I'm Hitlers driver and I killed the pig."

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