Teacher- "what does a chicken give you?"

Teacher- "what does a chicken give you?"

Students- "Meat!"

Teacher- "Good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Students- "Bacon!"

Teacher- "Great! Now what does a fat cow give you?"

Students- "Homework!"

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