Pig Jokes

Pig Jokes

This pig is amazing

A cub reporter is driving along in farm country...

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Money makes every thing...

A girl missed her period 2 months ago,her mom
t...

The pig and the duck

A man walks into his house with a duck under hi...

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

He was bacon in the heat.

Did you hear about the pig who saved a man's life?

There was this guy who was starving to death...

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

A man goes to a farm and sees a three legged pig.

He asks the farmer "how did that pig lose his l...

What does the sentient pig say?

"I think, therefore I ham."

What's the difference between an American police officer and a pig?

The rest of the world cares when pigs' throats ...

Hit a pig with my car

I was driving home from my buddies place which ...

That's some pig

A salesman for Case New Holland is making the r...

I once licked a pig's birth canal... **dirty**

It tasted like bacon, only better.

A teacher is teaching her class about animals.

She has a list of barnyard creatures on the boa...

Teacher :)

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

Helga Adams takes her next door neighbor to court for defamation

She tells the judge "my neighbor Herman Frankli...

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into ...

A pig walks ito a bar

ot aother bar joke. Just my fuckig ' ' key is'...

A long married couple sits in the kitchen.

The wife cooks something, while the husband sit...

A Ex-con gets a job on a Farm.

So the Farmer tells the Ex-con to take the pick...

Farm Life....

A little boy comes down to breakfast.

Since th...

World War II Pilots crash on a deserted island

World War II is in full force, and a Japanese b...

Peggy The Peg Legged Pig

A man visits a local farm and sees a pig with a...