A cub reporter is driving along in farm country when he sees a farmer with a 3 legged pig.
Sensing a story, he pulls over.
"Say sir," he says. "How did that pig come to have 3 legs?"
The farmer takes a chaw and says, "Lemme tell you about that pig. That pig is amazing. Why, he does our taxes, he can plow 40 acres by hisself and he pulled my youngest from a barn fire last year."
The cub scribbles furiously.
"This is great stuff," he says. "Is that how he lost a leg?"
The farmer snorts and says, "Shoot no. You haven't been listening. This pig is amazing. And when you own a pig like that, you don't just eat him all at once."
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