A girl missed her period 2 months ago,her mom
took her to the clinic for pregnancy test of which
it was positive.Embarrased, her mom said; who
is the pig that got you pregnant? The girl picked
up her phone and made a call, an hour later,a
young handsome man drove in Ferrari to the
girl's house. Good evening, the man greeted.
Your daughter told me the problem in the house.
I can't marry for now because of my family
issue, but I promise I will take care of her for the
rest of her life, and if she gives birth to a girl,I
promised to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1
million dollars. If it's a boy, I'll buy her houses in
a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and
5million dollars in her account. If it's twins, I'll do
anything...
she asked. But if there's miscarriage,
what do you suggest i do? The girls father
silently tap the young man on his shoulder and
said; my son, if there is miscarriage, you'll sleep
with her again.......
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