Pig Jokes
Teacher vs student
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Hey Claire how's it goi-
DID YOU ASSUME MY GENDER YOU SEXIST PIG?
What do you call a pig on the Beach?
Bay-Con
^^^^^illjustleavethroughthisdoor
What does a pig say on a hot day in the sun?
I'm bakin.
From the mouth of a six year old.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig...
A husband and a wife were at the table, having dinner.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her wh...
What do you call a pig in a trailer?
Pulled pork!
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A pig jumped into a giant pit of mud.
Hillary Clinton walks into a bar...
Hillary Clinton walks into a bar with a pig on ...
Irish Economics!
It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. T...
A Mexican and a pig walk into a bar and the bartender says "hey we don't allow those in here."
The pig says "sorry" and tells the Mexican to g...
Teacher: Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?
Students: Eggs!
Teacher: Very good! Now what do...
Where did the pig return to;
In Back-in-ham palace..
So this guy stops at a farm and sees a three legged pig.
So this guy stops at a farm and sees a three le...
How did the Masterchef contestant call his pet pig?
Sous vide! Sous vide! Soooouuuus Viiiide.
Nice pigs sir
A Secret Service agent is standing at the botto...
What do you call a pig that was murdered?
A ham-i-cide
Pigs digging
So one day, Draymond Green was having a great g...
A boar meets a pig
The boar asks the pig : so, how's your chemo do...
A civil engineer, a chemist and an economist are traveling in the countryside...
They stop at a small country inn. "I only have ...
Student insult teacher
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner...
...The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her...