Helga Adams takes her next door neighbor to court for defamation

She tells the judge "my neighbor Herman Franklin repeatedly calls me a fat pig to my guests when they come over."

"Herman, is this true?

"Yes your honor. I detest that fat pig that lives next door to me. She is a spoiled rotten princess of a fat pig who..."

"Alright, alright. I've heard enough from you. Mrs. Adams. I award $1,000 in punitive damages from Mr. Franklin. Furthermore, Mr. Franklin I'm issuing a court order to cease calling Mrs. Adams a fat pig."

"Your honor. May I call a fat pig Mrs. Adams?"

"Yes, I suppose that falls under your first amendment rights."

Herman takes out his checkbook and writes her a check for $2,000.

"Congratulations on your victory, Mrs. Adams."

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