A little boy comes down to breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet" said the little boy
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks
a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal? " he asks.
" Well" his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either..
I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. "
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
" You gonna tell him or should I ? "
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