So the Farmer tells the Ex-con to take the pickup truck out on the farm road and check the fence line.About a half an hour later the Ex con calls in to the farmer on a walk talkie and says,"hey,I just hit a pig on the road while checking the fence line and he is stuck in the Bull Bars on the front of the truck,he is kicking & squealing and I can't get him off!" the Farmer replies,"OH! well there is a shot gun under the back seat of the truck,take it out and shoot the pig in the head and throw him off the side of the road into the bushes." The Ex con says "OK".A few minutes go by and then the Ex con calls back again and says,"hey,I took out the shot gun,shot the pig in the head and threw him in the bushes on the side of the road,But I don't know how to shut off the lights on His Motorcycle!!!
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