So theres this girl penguin and a boy penguin who are sitting on an iceberg. One day the iceberg splits in two and the penguins are seperated. As they floated away from eachother, the girl penguin called to the boy penguin, "I love you!!" Then the boy penguin called to the girl penguin "I love you!!!"
They did this continually until each iceberg had floated to the opposite edge of the horizon and they could hardly hear each other anymore. The girl penguin summed up all her strength and yelled to the boy penguin at the top of her lungs,"I LOVE YOU!!!!!!" Then the boy penguin summed up all his strength and yelled to the girl penguin at the absolute top of his lungs, "CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!"
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