Penguin trip

This penguin is up in the great white north he starts to think,hay there fifty states in America. I like to see them.So he goes and rents a car.Goes through Washington &Oregon,Califonia.Then Arizona when he starts to have engine problem's.Well he stops at an auto repair shop.Tell's the macanic that the car is acting up please look at it for me.The man say can do. But it will be just about an hour or so O.k.?Well the penguin say o.k. .He say's to the man I will get some ice cream at the shop across the street for it's so hot here and I need some thing to cool me off.O.K.?Sure say's the man. The penguin goes and gets some ice cream.Forty minutes later the mancanic comes into the shop and say to the penguin it looks like you blew a seal.No say's the penguin I just had a bowl of vanilla ice cream.

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