He pulls into the next gas station and by now black smoke is pouring out of the engine. While the local mechanic is checking his car for the problem, the penguin waits in the air-conditioned gas station and buys an ice-cream to cool down. He uses both wings to hold the ice-cream cone and after some effort he gets most of it in his mouth. The penguin returns to the garage and asks the mechanic about his car. "It looks like you've blown a seal" says the mechanic. "Oh? hah, no. I just ate an icecream" replied the penguin.
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