A penguin takes his car to the mechanic

Mechanic says let me have a look. Penguin goes next door and has a vanilla ice cream cone. Since he has such small flippers he gets it all over his face. Goes back to the mechanic and asks what's wrong with his car. The mechanic says, "it looks like you blew a seal"

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