What did the keyboard say to the mouse?
stop with the cheesey jokes!
Mouse Jokes
My keyboard squeaks
and so does my mouse.
What's a mouse's best friend?
Curiosity!
Mickey Mouse hangs himself...
He doesn't die though, it's just a case of susp...
I.T. auditor and a Blonde
At this point in time in the company, the perio...
The baby mouse ventures out of its lair and sees the world for the first time as a bat flies past..
The mouse rushes back into the lair screaming, ...
A mouse falls into a deep puddle
A mouse falls into a deep puddle in the middle ...
I'm in a band called Arrogant Rat
We're like Modest Mouse but way better
Mouse Holes
A husband and wife are having a mouse problem i...
What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?
Take me to your Liederkranz.
Second Language
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. F...
The Police, the Interpol and the CIA are participating in a contest.
The Police, the Interpol and the CIA are partic...
Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?
Because he's not a rat.
The singing mouse
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the b...
Life Before The Computer
Memory was something you lost with age
An app...
The Outhouse Mouse (NSFW)
Ole and Lena lived up north and still didn't ha...
Two men get into an elevator
Two men get into an elevator in a doctors offic...
Chili Joke
Guy walks into a restaurant, doesn't know what ...
Contact reception, you better know English...
Russian tourists.
The couple arrived at the res...
This joke will SHOCK you.
how do you catch a mouse?
Click baiting.
What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?
Cracka-lackin
A joke told by my racist Grandfather.
In the city of Vienna Austria, there was a gro...
Once upon a time . . .
. . . there was a house by the river. The owne...
Old maid's burglar
A story I'll tell of a burglar bold
Who starte...