One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last.
One lab mouse to another: I've trained that cra...
Mouse Jokes
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? '...
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? ...
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to...
What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's...
What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eye...
What is a mouse's favorite record ?
What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please che...
Is there a mouse in the house ?
Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's...
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it...
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse wit...
What's the definition of a narrow squeak ?
What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A th...
What goes eek, eek, bang?
What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
Who is king of all the mice ?
Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?
What do angry rodents send each other at Christ...
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Ge...
Hickory hickory dock.
Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the cloc...
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?
What's gray and furry on the inside and white o...
How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
How do mice celebrate when they move home ? Wit...
What is a mouse's favourite game ?
What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squ...
Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light...
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet ...
What's a mouse's favourite record ?
What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please chee...
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
What did the mouse say when his friend broke hi...