I was having trouble understanding the importance of the computer mouse...
And then it clicked.
Mouse Jokes
The early bird gets the worm...
but the second mouse gets the cheese!
So a Doctor walks into a bar...
As he takes a seat at the bar, he looks up in c...
My keyboard and mouse quit working, and I don't know how to fix it...
Could you guys give me some input?
What's the difference between Mickey Mouse and Deadmau5?
One is alive and the other is animated.
How can a mouse kill an elephant?
Whispering to an elephant: " I'm pregnant with ...
Cat Heaven
One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes...
A young cowboy walks into a bar...
As his eyes adjust to the light, he sees an old...
Old Soviet joke about popular movie character called Stirlietz (Soviet spy in fascist Germany )
You should read it with strong Russian accent.
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what did one mexican mouse say to the other mexican mouse?
nacho cheese!!
mice and cat
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. F...
Pet Diaries:
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary:
* 8:00 am - Dog f...
What do you call the opposite of a 'Hero Rat'?
An 'Infa-Mouse'
If your mouse doesn't work, what is it?
Unemployed.
A drunk walks into a pet store
. . . and leans heavily on the counter. "Gimmie...
a giraffe, a zebra, a hippo, and a mouse walk into a bar
all of the animals hit their head on the bar ex...
Three mice are sitting at a bar
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rou...
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?
Depressing.
\**crickets**
Someone upgraded to Windows 10 and wasn't satisfied.
[After I upgraded, my mouse cursor was on the ...
Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?
She's only attracted to colored guys.
The Mouse
Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and ...
Mouse in the house
A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I s...
Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?
Because Donald ducked.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked.