A riddle for today
A riddle for today
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a...
Mouse Jokes
Rat and a Mouse
Q:What's the difference between a mouse and a r...
Mickey mouse is getting a divorce
Mickey mouse goes to a lawyer and says he wants...
SMILE | The After-Effects of Marriage
A lion was getting married and all animals atte...
101 Ways To Annoy People-Misc Joke
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the...
A young cowboy walks into the saloon.
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowbo...
A Canadian man has found a dead mouse in his McDonalds coffee.
They just don't seem to put the effort into tho...
Cowboy Chili
A man walks into a bar and pulls up a stool nex...
What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?
Look mom, an angel!
A baby mouse is out for a walk one day and sees a bat...
He quickly runs home to his mother and says "Mu...
A mouse walks into a bakery...
A mouse walks into a bakery and asks the chef: ...
[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named "NPN"?
She was a trans-sister!
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I'm so sorry for w...
I translated a German joke and hope it's still funny
A man is treated by a psychiatrist because he t...
What mouse has two legs?
Mickey Mouse.
What duck has two legs?
Are you gonna eat that?
A hungry man with a hankerin' for chili sits do...
Non-native English speakers are the number one victim...
...of getting punched in the mouse.
A car in mouse's clothing????
A Wolf found great difficulty in getting at the...
A guy sat down in a restaurant and ordered a bowl of bean soup.
"I'm sorry," the waitress said, "but the custom...
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Was talking with I.T. this morning
We were chatting about the gaming mouses when o...
Cat and Dog
The Dog’s Diary:
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favori...
A man walks into a restaurant
and sits down at a table to order. To the surpr...
cat problems
A girl cat asked her boyfriend cat where her mo...
I had issues with my wireless mouse...
...so i got a cable cat and now my problems are...