Guy walks into a restaurant, doesn't know what he wants. At the next table is a guy with a plate of food and a bowl of chili, that looks good he thinks. When the waiter comes by, he says
" I'd like a bowl of chili, and a burger, please" Waiter says, "sorry , that was last bowl of chili." " Ok just bring the burger" After awhile he notices the guy next to him seems to be done, and the bowl of chili is still there, full. " hey, buddy, you gonna eat that?"
" No"
"Mind if I do?"
"Go ahead"
So he's eating the chili, and at the bottom of the bowl finds a dead mouse, and pukes it all back up.
Other guy says...
" That's as far as I got too."
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