In the city of Vienna Austria, there was a growing rat population which was causing damage to the community. The mayor or Vienna was stumped on how to exterminate such a large quantity of rats, so he broadcast over the radio, that anyone able to get rid of all the rats, would be rewarded 1 million shillings. Straight away the inventors of the town got to work, and after a week, an old man came forth to the mayor, to show him his invention, the mayor was delighted and asked to see the invention in use, so the old man pulled a green wind up mouse out of his pocket and began winding it up. The old man then placed the green rat on the ground and it began jumping up and squeaking, almost immediately the roads turned black, and all the rats of Vienna began chasing after the green wind up mouse. The old man picked the mouse back up and threw it into the lake, as the rats followed they all drowned in the water, and the rat crisis was resolved. The mayor came over to the old man and gave him his 1 million shillings, and asked him, "so is there any chance you can make a green wind up Jew?".
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