A husband and wife are having a mouse problem in their home and one day the husband comes home and he sees his wife has a stack of books in her arms and she placing a copy of Dostoyevsky in front of one of the mouse holes.
Then he sees other holes have books by Ernest Hemingway, Mark Twain, and Toni Morrison covering them. He says to her, “Honey, why are you putting books in front of all the mouse holes?”
She says, “Well, I thought well-written books might keep the mice from getting in or out of their holes.” He says, “What?? Why would well-written books do that??”
She says, “Well, they’re the kind of books that don’t have holes in the plot line.”
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