But laughing at you
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look li...
Monkey Jokes
Ugly Child Joke
A woman had an ugly child. One fine afternoon s...
I just found out that my UPS guy is a monkey...
...and he's driving me bananas!
As kid, It was always easy to find the black kids on the playground...
They were always hanging around the monkey bars.
Little Mary
Little Mary is walking in the park, hand-in-han...
The old dog, the leopard and the monkey
An old dog got lost in the savanna... Noticing ...
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What key opens a carrot?
A donkey.
A women gets on the bus with her baby...
A women gets on the bus with her baby. The bus ...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Heart failure
Monkey D. Luffy, Zorro, Sanji, and Robin walk into a bar...
Monkey D. Luffy walks into a bar and asks for t...
So a man gets back from a holiday.
and he's showing his family a photo album. He g...
My grandfather told me this joke...
A lady and her baby walks onto a bus. The bus d...
Two monkeys in a bath
Two monkeys in a bath , the 1st monkey says "oo...
What is a gentleman monkey?
A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monke...
The monkey at the zoo ruined my new shirt.
I should have seen it coming.
Woman gets on a bus with her baby
A woman stepped onto a bus holding a baby. The ...
The zoo inspector and the monkey
Once upon a time, an inspector planned to come ...
This Joke Is Just Amazing.
OK, here we go.
A woman gets on a bus with her...
A mans monkey was very sick...
...so he took it to the vet.
Doctor: "Bobo wil...
A woman gets on a bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
The bus ...
My eight year old niece told me this. I think it's pretty funny!
An elephant is passing by an apple tree, and he...
If I ever become an evil overlord
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with ...
Horse Names banned by the British Horse Racing Authority
Chit Hot
Chocolate Starfish
Choke the Chicken...
Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
Because it was dead.