Horse Names banned by the British Horse Racing Authority

Chit Hot

Chocolate Starfish

Choke the Chicken

Curl One Off

Dick Face

Harry Azzol

Harry Balls

Harry Monk

Hugh G Dildeaux

Hugh G Rection

Hugh Gass Kisser

Hugh Gorgy

Hugh Janus

Ima Hoare

Ima Goodlay

Ima P Ness

Ima Rapist

Ivanna Humpalot

Ivanna Threesome

Ivanna Tinkle

Major B Oner

Norfolk Enchants

OilBeefHooked

Pee Nesenvy

Willie Be Hardigan

Spank The Monkey

The Fokker

The Gobbler

Jack Schitt

Amanda Mount

Anita B Jaynow

Anita Bath

Anita Longerman

Anita Mandelay

Anna Reksik

Annie Position

Annie Rection

Are Soles to You

Arfur Foulkesaycke

Ben Derhover

Ben Timover

Betty Swallocks


**Horse Names which made it**

Slippery Dick

Fuchu

Little Knickers

Noble Locks

Big Tits

Finmental

Who Gives A Donald

Passing Wind

Hoof Hearted

Geespot

Dirty Sanchez

Foxy Fanny

Muff Diver

Peony’s Envy

Wear The Fox Hat

Sofa Can Fast

**X-Rated Banned Names**

Anna Bortion

Betty Phuckzer

Ben N Syder

Ben Jackinoff

Cockney Wanker

Cunnilingus

Cunning Stunt

Cupid Stunt

Curley Pubes

Dick Bush

Dick Cheese

Dick Cumming

Dick Cumoff

Dick Fizintite

Dick Hertz

Dick Hungwell

Dick Gozinya

Dick Lipps

Dick N Cider

Harry Balzitch

Harry Scrote

Hucking Fell

Ima Homeau

Ima Reillycumming

Jack Inoff

Jack Me Off

Neil Anblomee

Neil Enlick

Neil Ensuck

Ohowie Dickter

Pee Ness

Willie Fisterbottom

Anita B Lojob

Anita Blackman

Anita Dick

Anita Hardcock

Anita Pussy

Anita Hanjaab

Anita Hoare

Anita Dickinme

All from http://swns.com/news/amazing-racehorse-names-which-never-made-it-16253/


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