A women gets on the bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby i've ever seen!" The women walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her, " The driver just insulted me!" The man replies, "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey."
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