A mans monkey was very sick...

...so he took it to the vet.

Doctor: "Bobo will need a new brain"

Man: "How much will it cost?"

Doctor: "$5000 for a males brain, $3000 for a females"

Man: "Why the price difference?"

Doctor: "The female brain is used"

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