An elephant is passing by an apple tree, and he spots a monkey up there. He asks the monkey,
"Hey monkey, what are you doing up there?"
*"I'm gonna eat bananas now."*
"Stupid monkey, you are sitting on an apple tree!"
*"Stupid elephant, I got bananas in my pocket."*
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