A man was driving down the highway when his truck broke down. He knew that all he needed to fix it was a monkey wrench.
He started walking down the side of the road wh...
Monkey Jokes
Teacher to Student
Why are you looking at the monkey outside the w...
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby.
The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I...
Where do monkeys hang out?
At the monkey bars.
Woman with her ugliest baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...
What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?
AIDS for humanity
This was once voted the UK's funniest joke...
A woman and her baby gets on a bus. The driver ...
Why did the monkey get lost in the jungle?
Because jungle is massive.
A little girl went to her mom...
*I don't know if I'm doing a good job translati...
Are anti-jokes still funny?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Beca...
Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?
He wanted some Rhesus pieces.
The monkey and the lizard
Lizard is walking through the woods when he see...
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And...
Self-Love Joke
When I was at the zoo, I couldn't figure out wh...
What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?
It's won't be long now!
Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?
To avoid monkey suits
A giraffe and a monkey walk into a bar...
A giraffe and a monkey walk into a bar and deci...
Terrible accident
A cop comes around a curve in the road and sees...
Space monkeys
NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with ...
New Age “Comedians” By: Daniel "Da Kernull" Sanders
Comedy, just like everything else in this world...
Old Italian guy is on his front stoop
cooking a chicken on a rotisserie when a hippy ...
What's invisible and smells like bananas?
monkey farts
Roses are Red - Good poem for your ex's
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look li...
woman gets on a bus with her baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...