A cop pulls a guy over. The guy gets out and asks, "What's wrong
officer?"
The cop replys, "I see your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been
drinking?"
The guy looks at the cop and says, "I see your eyes are glazed.
Have you been eating donuts?"
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