Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection.
"Hey johnson!" yelled the drill instructor, " those are the ugliest shoes i've ever seen! "
"Yes, sir" the young man answered.
"Those shoes are really really ugly, right?" hollered the D.I again
"Yes, sir!"
"And that hair- dont they have barbershops where you came from?"
"Yes, sir", answered the recruit.
"So why didnt you get a haircut?"
"I was saving up for shoes, sir!"
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