One day a man in a pickup truck was driving down the rode with a
bunch of penguins in the back of his truck a cop pulled him over
and said, "Do you know it is illegal to ride around with
penguins in the back of your truck" the man said, "What do you
suggest I do with them?" The cop said, "well, take them to the
zoo." The man said, "Ok!"
The next day the same man was driving down the road with the
penguins in the back of his truck and the penguins had
sunglasses on. The same cop pulled him over and said, "I thought
I told you to take them to the zoo." The man said, "I did! They
had fun and today I'm taking them to the beach."
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