I like the way you think.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Way of thinking (Little Johnny)
Little Johnny was at his class (Fourth Grade) d...
"Now little ones, where do children go when they do bad things...?", Mrs Mary asked.
"I know! I know!", Little Johnny said with vigo...
Little Johnny asked one day, "Mommy can little girls give birth?"
"No son. Of course not"
"Oh OK... Hey Susie! I...
The teacher is scolding Little Johnny.
"Johnny, a
good half of the girls from our sch...
Building a doghouse
One day, a blonde walks by little Johnny's hous...
(NSFW) Little Johnny rides again
A few months after his parents were divorced, l...
Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?
...he didn't have arms.
Why did little Sarah f...
One more Little Johnny joke
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
Little Johnny wanted to know what magic was
So he asked his mother "mommy, what's magic?"
"...
give me an example of a tragedy?
Tony Abbott was visiting a Sydney primary schoo...
Halloween Pirate Joke
Little Johnny dressed up as a pirate. He rang t...
Little Johnny
Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no mo...
Little Johnny joke...
A teacher asks her class that if there are 3 bi...
Little Johnny and the Salesman
A salesman knocks on a door. A few seconds lat...
Little Johnny
It's spelling bee day and Teacher has it down t...
A little Johnny...
One day in math class little Johnny's teacher a...
A fellow pupil asks little Johnny
-Johnny how do you know when your sister has th...
johny's daddy
Little Johnny's class were on an outing to thei...
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee...
His father sees him killing the honeybee and an...
A grade school teacher was asking students...
...what their parents did for a living.
Timmy ...
A teacher asks her class to come up with a sentence...
...that contains the word "contagious."
Amy st...
Little Johnny had a bad day.
He stomped home from school to the family farm....
10-year old Little Johnny brings Suzy home from school . . .
He says, "Mom, Suzy and I want to get married."...
Typical Johnny
Teacher asks the class if they can think of a s...