walks into Mom and Dad's bedroom, Mom is on top with her back to the door. Dad looks over at Johnny, smiles and gives him a big thumbs up.
Johnny gets a shocked look on his face and runs away. Mom and Dad finish up and Dad thinks he better go and talk to lil Johnny.
Looks all over the house for him, not in his room, the kitchen or watching tv. Dad heads outside and checks the treehouse. Doesn’t find him but hears noises from Grandma’s house.
Dad heads in and sees Johnny banging grandma, starts yelling at Johnny.
Johnny looks over and says “Yeah, not so funny when it’s your mom!”
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