Ms. Teacher is experimenting new ways to make kids learn..

She asks children questions from the book chapter by chapter. And if the children answer the questions from the 1^st chapter, she will kiss them on one cheek. If they answer the second chapter too, she would kiss them on both cheek. Most kids got stuck on the second chapter and some went to the third chapter and Ms. Teacher kissed them on both cheeks and the lips. Then came little Johnny's turn.

Johnny: (smirking) You better have your table cleared.

Ms. : Why?

Johnny : I know the whole book, even the acknowledgements.

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