A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom andsaw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next several months, he sawher doing this often. One day, he came homefrom school and heard her moaning differently.When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, and started stroking himself, moaning, "I need a bike!I need a bike!
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